What is Geez Louise?
Geez Louise is a wildly delicious functional sparkling water that includes a whopping 5 g of prebiotic fibre per can. We’re talking crave-worthy flavour that’s also good for you. Geez Louise is proudly bubbled in Toronto, Canada.
Why does Geez Louise exist?
We know fibre is the biggest driver of gut health, which is crucial to our overall health and wellbeing. Even so, North Americans greatly lack fibre, mainly due to our busy lives and the availability and convenience of processed foods in our diets. Most of us are getting just a tiny fraction of the 25-38 grams per day we need for optimal health.
We want to supply a prebiotic sparkling water that can overdeliver on the "better-for-you" with real scientific credibility. Our hope is that Geez Louise can meaningfully contribute to people's daily fibre intake with 5 grams of prebiotic fibre in every can - 18% of your recommended daily intake.
Why should I drink Geez Louise?
Whether you’re looking for bold, refreshing flavours, or looking for some digestive support, Geez Louise is your drink. Our delicious sparkling water is plant-based, gluten-free, and contains 0 grams of sugar. Instead, it’s filled with gut-loving prebiotic fibre to boost metabolism, strengthen the immune system, and improve digestion. Go ahead. Give your insides a treat.
Where can I find Geez Louise?
Head this way to the shop to order: Shop Now.
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Can I stock Geez Louise in my store?
You betcha! Email us at email@example.com. We can’t wait to work with you!
Can I recycle your cans and packaging?
Yes, please! Geez Louise cans are infinitely recyclable. With no plastic sleeves or labels, simply toss your can in the recycling bin to be used again and again.
Where can I find nutritional information?
Check out the nutrition facts here:
What is Geez Louise sweetened with?
Geez Louise is intentionally sugar-free so that you can crush that refreshing gut-loving goodness all day long.
Is it plant-based, nut-free, and gluten-free?
Is Geez Louise pasteurized?
Geez Louise beverages are fully pasteurized.
Can I drink more than one Geez Louise a day?
Go with your gut on this one! While Geez Louise’s gut-friendly prebiotic blend is formulated to be gentle on the digestive tract, we recommend starting with one can a day and working your way up to two or more if it feels right.
Shipping + Delivery
When will my order ship?
Within 1-5 days.
Where do you ship?
We ship Canada-wide, and Geez Louise has plans to be on every corner, so you’re never too far away from a delicious sparkly prebiotic treat.
Have a question about your order?
Drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org.
How do I make a large order?
We love a good gut-together! If you are in the GTA, we offer free delivery and discounts on more than ten 12-Packs. If you are outside of the GTA, we still got you. Contact us at email@example.com.
How can I sign up?
We made our subscription simple! Subscribers receive 10% off every order. Switch things up or pause at any time. Easy peasy. Over here to join the party.
How do I make changes to my subscription?
You can skip, pause or cancel your subscription at any point, as well swap or add flavours anytime through your Account.
Can I purchase a subscription and one-time purchase items in the same transaction?
Yes, you can! At checkout, you may be shown the incorrect shipping amount for subsequent subscription deliveries. But rest assured, you will always be billed the correct amount each month.
If you prefer, you can make subscription orders in a separate transaction.
What forms of payment do you accept?
We accept all major credit cards, Shop Pay, PayPal, and Apple Pay.
How do I purchase a gift card?
Easy. Grab a Geez Louise gift card here.
Will I receive tracking information for my order?
Yes! You will receive an email notification with a tracking number when your order ships.
What is your return policy?
We’re so sorry to hear you’re not completely in love with Geez Louise. Unfortunately, we don’t accept returns or exchanges. If your order was damaged in transit, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org, and we would be happy to help.