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What is Geez Louise?
Geez Louise isn’t just another fizzy drink. It’s the ultimate gut-friendly sparkling water with 5g of fibre, zero sugar, and no sweeteners. Geez Louise is proudly bubbled in Toronto, Canada.
Why does Geez Louise exist?
Geez Louise delivers something a little unexpected. It’s undeniably crushable, tasty, and functional - with a surprising fibre boost.
Fibre is the MVP of gut health, but most North Americans barely get a fraction of the 25–38g we need daily. Blame busy lives and processed foods!
We created Geez Louise to make gut-friendly choices easy (and delicious). With 5g of prebiotic fibre per can, we bring real science and benefits to every bubbly sip.
Why should I drink Geez Louise?
Maybe you didn’t know you needed fibre (or perhaps you did). Maybe the funky, fruity, and herby flavours catch you off guard in the best way. Or maybe it’s the bold, playful design that drew you in.
Once you try it, it all clicks. It’s undeniably crushable, tasty, and functional - with a surprising fibre boost. Go ahead, treat yourself!
Can I stock Geez Louise in my store?
You betcha! Email us at orders@drinkgeezlouise.com. We can’t wait to work with you!
Can I recycle your cans and packaging?
Geez Louise aluminum cans are infinitely recyclable!
What is Geez Louise sweetened with?
Geez Louise is intentionally sugar- and sweetener-free so that you can crush that refreshing gut-loving goodness all day.
Is it plant-based, nut-free, and gluten-free?
All three!
Is Geez Louise pasteurized?
Yes, our beverages are fully pasteurized.
Can I drink more than one Geez Louise a day?
Trust your gut! Our prebiotic blend is designed to be gentle, but if you're new to prebiotic fibre, start with one can a day and see how you feel, then sip away!
When will my order ship?
Within 1-5 days.
Where do you ship?
We ship Canada-wide, and our goal is to have Geez Louise on every corner, so you'll never be far from a refreshing, sparkly prebiotic treat!
Have a question about your order?
Drop us a line at orders@drinkgeezlouise.com.
How do I make a large order?
We love a good gut-together! If you're in the GTA, we offer free delivery and discounts on orders of 6+ 12-packs. Outside the GTA? No worries, we’ve got you covered! Just reach out to us at orders@drinkgeezlouise.com.
How can I sign up?
Signing up is a breeze! Subscribers get 10% off every order, and you can easily switch or pause your subscription anytime. Ready to join the party? Click here!
How do I make changes to my subscription?
You can skip, pause, cancel, or change your subscription at any time. You can also swap or add flavours through your Account whenever you like.
Can I purchase a subscription and one-time purchase items in the same transaction?
Yes, absolutely! You can purchase both in the same transaction. Please note that you might see an incorrect shipping amount for future subscription deliveries at checkout, but don’t worry - you’ll always be billed the correct amount each month.
If you prefer, you can also make subscription orders in a separate transaction.
What forms of payment do you accept?
We accept all major credit cards, Shop Pay, PayPal, and Apple Pay.
How do I purchase a gift card?
Grab a gift card here.
Will I receive tracking information for my order?
Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive an email with your tracking number.
What is your return policy?
We’re sorry you’re not completely in love with Geez Louise. We don’t accept returns or exchanges, but if your order was damaged in transit, email us at orders@drinkgeezlouise.com, and we would be happy to help.