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Geez Louise is a wildly delicious functional sparkling water that includes a whopping 5 g of prebiotic fibre per can. We’re talking crave-worthy flavour that’s also good for you. Geez Louise is proudly bubbled in Toronto, Canada.

We know fibre is the biggest driver of gut health, which is crucial to our overall health and wellbeing. Even so, North Americans greatly lack fibre, mainly due to our busy lives and the availability and convenience of processed foods in our diets. Most of us are getting just a tiny fraction of the 25-38 grams per day we need for optimal health.

We want to supply a prebiotic sparkling water that can overdeliver on the "better-for-you" with real scientific credibility. Our hope is that Geez Louise can meaningfully contribute to people's daily fibre intake with 5 grams of prebiotic fibre in every can - 18% of your recommended daily intake.

Whether you’re looking for bold, refreshing flavours, or looking for some digestive support, Geez Louise is your drink. Our delicious sparkling water is plant-based, gluten-free, and contains 0 grams of sugar. Instead, it’s filled with gut-loving prebiotic fibre to boost metabolism, strengthen the immune system, and improve digestion. Go ahead. Give your insides a treat.

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Yes, please! Geez Louise cans are infinitely recyclable. With no plastic sleeves or labels, simply toss your can in the recycling bin to be used again and again.

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Cantaloupe Mint

Grapefruit Basil

Passionfruit Rosemary

Geez Louise is intentionally sugar-free so that you can crush that refreshing gut-loving goodness all day long.

All three!

Geez Louise beverages are fully pasteurized.

Go with your gut on this one! While Geez Louise’s gut-friendly prebiotic blend is formulated to be gentle on the digestive tract, we recommend starting with one can a day and working your way up to two or more if it feels right.

Shipping + Delivery

Within 1-5 days.

We ship Canada-wide, and Geez Louise has plans to be on every corner, so you’re never too far away from a delicious sparkly prebiotic treat.

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We love a good gut-together! If you are in the GTA, we offer free delivery and discounts on more than ten 12-Packs. If you are outside of the GTA, we still got you. Contact us at


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We’re so sorry to hear you’re not completely in love with Geez Louise. Unfortunately, we don’t accept returns or exchanges. If your order was damaged in transit, email us at, and we would be happy to help.